my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(Source: pointless-nonsense)
In a world where the renmants of the human population live inside cities surrounded by enormous hoops due to the sudden appearance of the Slammers, gigantic humanoid creatures who jam humans seemingly without reason.
when ur best friend is sad
Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym
Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.
I kinda love it
this is actually great from an acting perspective.
the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).
The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.
also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.
DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS
^^^^ LAUGHING REAL HARD
So I was watching Rise of the Guardians with my friend yesterday and at the end of the movie, she admits something to me
Friend: When it first started, I thought Santa was Jack.
Me: /WHAT/.
Friend: Well they started with this kid with white hair and blue eyes.
Friend: Then cut three hundred years later to a old guy with white hair and blue eyes.
Friend: I thought the whole movie was going to be a flashback.
Me: *Ended up laughing almost the rest of the movie*
IT LOOKS SO WRONG
OH MY GOD IT HURTS MY BRAIN
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.
(Source: collegecutiepie)
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
